WELCOME TO
THE MAIN STAGE
Where the things nobody says out loud are given a microphone.
Choose a performance from today’s bill.
SAVAGE TO SOVEREIGN PRESENTS
★ NOW PERFORMING ★
PERFORMANCE
BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE THEATER
WHAT FOLLOWED YOU OFF THE STAGE?
A thought. A question. An irritation. Something you recognized and wish you hadn’t. Leave whatever followed you here.
0 / 1800
★ THE HOUSE LIGHTS RISE ★
CURTAIN CALL
You survived the performance. Apparently we’re all very proud.
HEART 0
FLOWER 0
CACKLE 0
WEEP 0
TOMATO 0
THE HOUSE IS READY
AUDIENCE
THE ARCHIVE HAS NOTICED SOMETHING
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
Pick a rabbit. It will disappear into one thread from this performance and return with its own little bill.
CHOOSE YOUR BAD DECISION.
THE RABBIT FOUND
TONIGHT’S RABBIT BILL
NOW APPEARING DOWN THE HOLE